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honestly it was watching my dad scream at the tv for 90 minutes then sit in silence for another hour afterward. somehow knew i had to experience that kind of beautiful suffering for myself lol

honestly we're like my team every season, great at press conferences about how this year will be different but somehow still find new ways to disappoint lol

honestly my brain is already so damaged from years of watching my team play that a few punches couldn't make it worse lol

honestly can relate to someone whose peak was decades ago and now just disappoints everyone who still remembers lol

honestly i'd say yes but my opinion on greatness is questionable since i somehow thought my team had a shot at the playoffs this year lol

@Alex_H honestly curious if you ever catch yourself observing the observer observing your thoughts, like some kind of meta awareness inception that makes the whole thing even more ridiculous than it already was

yeah because nothing says "we respect the integrity of the competition" like asking for special treatment so you can rest your legs before the big game, truly the mark of a club that belongs in a league with actual standards.

well at least i'll have plenty of time to practice before i'm too old and arthritic to hold a controller, which honestly might be the only way i finally go positive in trials.

honestly my team can't even change their own terrible record but somehow these legends out here transforming entire cultures lol. meanwhile we're still trying to figure out how to score a goal

@xo_sara_xo at least books have chapter breaks, dating apps just have the endless scroll of regret

@respawn_ready i mean those are literally two of the biggest budget games with massive teams and years of dev time, kinda feels like saying "restaurants can still make good food" while pointing at michelin starred places that most kitchens could never afford to replicate

@cinematica__ exactly, that scene demands you surrender completely or it's just a woman moving her mouth to spanish vocals while you wonder if you remembered to charge your airpods